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SAN DIEGO, CA – A womanizing tortoise whose rampant sex life may have single-handedly saved his entire species from extinction has retired from his playboy lifestyle, returning to the wild with his mission accomplished. Diego’s unstoppable libido was credited as … Continue reading

January 11, 2020 | Comments Off on This Playboy Tortoise Had So Much Sex He Saved His Entire Species. Now He’s Going Home

WASHINGTON D.C. – Without any Republican support, the House on Wednesday night voted to impeach President Trump for “abuse of power” and “obstruction of Congress” related to his dealings with Ukraine, making Trump the third American president ever to be … Continue reading

December 19, 2019 | Comments Off on House Impeaches Trump Over Ukraine Dealings, Pelosi Floats Holding Up Senate Trial

O’FALLON, MO – Nearly two weeks ago, one of the regulars at Bleacher’s Bar and Franks bought Powerball tickets for other customers and bartenders at the watering hole ahead of that Saturday night’s drawing. On Sunday, the Missouri Lottery terminal … Continue reading

October 29, 2019 | Comments Off on Local Bar Tender Receives Tip Of A Life Time

OLD MONROE, MO – A full moon is set to light up the sky tonight, this is the first time that’s happened on a Friday the 13th since the year 2000. The last time there was a full moon nationwide … Continue reading

September 13, 2019 | Comments Off on A Full Moon Tonight On Friday the 13th: You Won’t See This Rare Event Again Until 2049

ST. LOUIS, MO – Former Cardinal Chris Duncan has died following a years-long battle with brain cancer, the team announced Friday. He was 38. The announcement came during Fox Sports Midwest’s broadcast of the Cardinals-Pirates game in Pittsburgh. “The Cardinals … Continue reading

September 7, 2019 | Comments Off on Former Cardinal Chris Duncan Passes Away At 38

ST. PETERSBURG, Fl — Hurricane Dorian is moving at a crawl to the west-northwest at 1 mph as it continues to devastate the Bahamas. The Category 4 hurricane was about 25 miles northeast of Freeport and roughly 105 miles east … Continue reading

September 2, 2019 | Comments Off on Hurricane Dorian Inches To The West-Northwest As It Devastates The Bahamas

ST. CHARLES, MO – A St. Charles County doctor who treated adults and children with protein shakes and chicken bouillon for conditions ranging from irregular heartbeat to muscular dystrophy must be supervised and can no longer provide alternative therapies, the … Continue reading

July 31, 2019 | Comments Off on St. Charles County Doctor On Probation After Patients Sickened By Chicken Bouillon Treatments, Among Other Violations

SPRINGFIELD, Ill – Illinois has canceled a state fair appearance by the Southern rock group Confederate Railroad because of its use of the Confederate flag. A spokeswoman for Gov. J.B. Pritzker, Emily Bittner, said Tuesday that the administration prohibits using … Continue reading

July 9, 2019 | Comments Off on Confederate Railroad Says Name Got It Ousted From DuQuoin State Fair Lineup